today i've learned...

...that, whilst the period is taking her sweet old time getting here, it's okay to skip morning yoga in favor of twenty minutes more of "sleep". (there are actual poses you're not supposed to do while menstruating, fyi.)

...i am not a fan of sweet coffee. even the caramel drizzle in my caramel macchiatto ends up being a bit much for me these days.

...when creating a new blog, the simplest layout is always the easiest. as much as i'd like to have one of those ultra-girly ones with the scalloped corners and adorable cartoon-ish graphics, it's just not me. plus, i do not have the patience to deal with that kind of HTML shit.

...trying to clear a mascara wand of the built up gunk using toilet paper is not the smartest thing to do.

...my tattoos make old women nervous, never mind the fact that i look perfectly "normal" otherwise.

...seeing my favorite how i met your mother chicks in all their pregnant belly glory makes me smile.